(a compilation of reactions)

stupid sister: Colombia? In Africa?

mom: The drug cartels...

brother: DRUUUUUGS.

cool sister: DRUUUUUUUUUUUGS.

dad: I do not want to know what you're involved in.

friend: Are you dating a drug lord?

uncle: Do not date a boy who deals drugs.

cousin: Date someone who deals drugs!

aunt: It's wonderful there... but don't do drugs.

friend: Stay clean!

cousin: Have fun! *whispers* Druuuuuuuugssssss.

friend: I thought you stopped dealing?

me: OMGWTF?!?! They have good coffee, you know.