It seems like there are no Tumblr users in Colombia.

My brother lived in China for 2 months and all I got was this amazing wallet.

If my queue is working right, my dad is in Qatar right now and I am somewhere in London.

My dad is pretty funny. I told him I was going to Colombia for a year. He told me he was going to Qatar. He then asked “Are you done downloading Sherlock?”

You're going where?!

(a compilation of reactions)

stupid sister: Colombia? In Africa?

mom: The drug cartels...

brother: DRUUUUUGS.

cool sister: DRUUUUUUUUUUUGS.

dad: I do not want to know what you're involved in.

friend: Are you dating a drug lord?

uncle: Do not date a boy who deals drugs.

cousin: Date someone who deals drugs!

aunt: It's wonderful there... but don't do drugs.

friend: Stay clean!

cousin: Have fun! *whispers* Druuuuuuuugssssss.

friend: I thought you stopped dealing?

me: OMGWTF?!?! They have good coffee, you know.

I’m leaving for Tokyo two days late because of the contents of this envelope. It all just got sorted. I’m leaving tonight and I haven’t packed any clothes.

I’m doing a shoot for a lingerie company. They sent me a box I didn’t ask for. My mother’s reaction was priceless. “What kind of bra is this? It’s like you’re going to a bar… to… dance!” ‘Strip’ is the word, mother.

Packing, packing, packing. The lion above is from MGM Macau. He will go with me to Tokyo. His name is Lion. Lion, with my sister’s voice, asked “Are you excited?” I’m not. I think it’s all the bullshit (banks, cellphone companies) I have to do before leaving that’s making me not excited. What I’m looking forward to now is Colombia. I realized I have enough money to rent an apartment. AND thanks to Felipe, I can crash on his couch while apartment-hunting.

In other news, I paid my dad 500 dollars to watch Sherlock. “I don’t like Sherlock.” After one episode, he gave me back my money. YEAH, CUMBERBATCH.

For posterity’s sake. In the big shot, I’m at the rightest, frontest, with big ben covering my chin. It was fun.